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Names of the people in my Fnaf AU...that I can remember

Purple Guy: William
Henry: Henry
Mike: Mihael (there's no C )
Phone Guy: Jay
Jeremy: Jeremy/Jerry
Fritz: Friedrich/Fritz
Molly: Molly
Michael: Michael
Elizabeth Afton: Lilac
Older Brother: Indigo Dylan/Indy
Crying Child: Violet/Vi
Charlie: Charlie

Freddy: Alfred
Bonnie: Bonnie
Chica: Evie
Foxy: Reid
Golden Freddy: Goldie

Toy Freddy: Markus
Toy Bonnie: Clyde
Toy Chica: Margaret
Toy Foxy: Foxie
Mangle: Kit
Fem Mangle: Betty
Balloon Boy: Baxter
JJ: June
Marionette: Mila
Puppet: Milo
Withered Freddy: Cinnamon
Withered Bonnie: Sebastian
Withered Chica: Bliss
Withered Foxy: Captain
Withered Golden: Sunny

Shadow Freddy: Jett
Shadow Bonnie: Roux

Fredbear: Fredbear
Springbonnie/trap: Spring Bonnie

Nightmare: Klaus
Nightmare Fredbear: Felix
Nightmare Freddy: Frederic
Freddles: Ivy, Iris, Inka
Nightmare Bonnie: Benjamin
Plushtrap: Taylor
Nightmare Chica: Carla
Nightmare Foxy: Pepper
Nightmare Toy Freddy: Teddie
Nightmare Toy Bonnie: Tawny
Nightmare Toy Chica: Monika/Nikki
Nightmare Mangle: Mitzi
Nightmare BB: Joshua
Nightmarionne: Milo/Marigold

Circus Baby: Cherry
Ballora: Beatrice
Funtime Freddy: Freddie
Bonbon: Sugar
Bonnet: Taffy
Funtime Foxy: Frances
Funtime Lolbit: Nancy/Pineapple Lord
Ennard: Ennard/Egg

Helpy: Harley
Molten Freddy: Spaghetti
Scrap Baby: Elizabeth/Lizzie
Lefty: Lazarus
Rockstar Freddy: Addison/Addie
Rockstar Bonnie: Elliot/ El
Rockstar Chica: Lauren/Laurie
Rockstar Foxy: Meredith
Happy Frog: Clarence/Claire/Freddy Fazbear's even most betterful talented beautiful little sister (self given title)
Mr Hippo: Darius
Pigpatch: Phillip
Nedd Bear: Neddrick/Nedd
Orville: Orville
Music Man: Bernard
El Chip: Marco
Funtime Chica: Ruth/Baby Ruth

Title: That Zeus back at it again

"But he left his brain in the Underworld again so he forgot."    

"Zeus was like "Cool, never do that again or I will sell you.""

"When Zeus went downstairs he knew that Hera was mad because Hebe told him and she looked angry. Hermes was eating their Cheerios so he asked if that was the problem. It wasn't."

Title: Dog

"One day she was walking through the forest on a mission, she slapped her brother earlier so you know it was serious."

"He took the wine and he stole some dogs from small children."

" Artemis got her dogs and she was happy. She set them on her brother, Apollo (short for Apollo)"

Title: Other Zeus got shot

"Hekate, Hades, Thanatos and Hypnos walk into a bar. It hurt."

"Hypnos didn't add to the conversation because he fell asleep. Narcolepsy is one hell of a drug."

Title: Delivery boy

"What a proud newspaper he was"

"He stole Apollo's cows again and hid them in Hebe's room. Nobody would ever know."

"Hermes immediately went to tell the drunk man who lives in dad's attic that the world is safe."

Title: Karen vs Zeus

"Medusa was there for moral support"

"Hera was like "FOR KHAOS SAKE ZEUS! I'M THE GODDESS OF MARRIAGE, FOR ONCE CAN YOU TAKE ME SERIOUSLY!"

"Karen screeched as little Jimmy exploded and died."

"Poseidon wasn't even in the same element. Completely oblivious he ate his steak, it was delicious."

Title: Icarus died again

"He accidentally walked strait through the sandcastle Icarus was building"

"Hermes was like "Hey, you're the guy who hit a car!"
Charon, who was eavesdropping, was like " He got hit by a car?"
Hermes was like "Nah. The car got hit by him. He was pretending to be a bird in the MacDonald's parking lot. It's got nothing to do with this situation.""

"The Sun was not amused. Hermes was."

Title: Alcoholics Anonymous

"He still went to the bar with the drunk guy in the attic."

"Dionysus was his little brother. Who knew right?"

"Hermes rode his scooter back home a few hours later. He'd only drank Capri-Suns so he hoped he wouldn't get a DUI."

"For some reason he had a key to the house but that's rude so he put it under the doormat. He climbed through the cow flap instead."

"He went to tell Apollo he had a brother now and Apollo didn't, so Ha! Apollo informed him that they were half brothers and Hermes was shocked.

""I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE A NEW BED!""

"Dionysus was unsure if this was even his house so he just threw up in a bush then went to sleep in the shed."

Title: Lawnmowers

"It had been a long day saving Helios from a frog."

"Zeus was forced to mow the lawns or Demeter would attempt to murder humanity again."

"Hera would be mad at him even though HE only murdered humanity once."

"He also runs over his son who wakes up and is smad. Zeus doesn't care about his children apart from Hebe so doesn't help him."

"He also drank the Calpol even though he was told specifically not to."

Title: I'm going to Kermit a crime

"Zeus was sat on his throne with his beautiful Barbie hair."

"The suits had briefcases, not the frogs."

"Or as Zeus called him 'Eye number 3'"

"Zeus is like "Are you aware Helios is the Sun and we cannot "get rid of him"?"
The frogs are like "So? He's only the Sun. That doesn't mean the world revolves around him!"

For an explanation, I have finished my English work for the year so I've been writing my own versions of Greek myths and random scenarios involving my version of the gods. I'm writing them here to remember them.

Title: Psyche

"Finally, how dare they claim a mortal woman is more beautiful than the goddess of beauty! That defeats the purpose of her divinity."

Aphrodite: A donkey!
Eros: What?

"She finds a wonderful, if not over the top, house; it had golden columns, a carved ceiling made of ivory, silver walls and a jeweled mosaic floor. Eros is a God, he can do what he wants and we can't judge him."

"After all, Apollo was the one that told them the prophecy. Psyche had to trust the gods, that's what her sisters did."

"They jump from the cliff expecting Zephyr to catch them but instead are allowed to meet a bloody fate. Zephyr can't be everywhere y'know?"

"However the tower begins to speak and Psyche fears she's insane."

"Zeus agrees to let them get married as long as Eros will help him in one of his future 'Cheat on Hera Adventures'"

"It was a happy ending and only two people died!"

Title: That time Icarus got dead

"They soared through the sky like unmajestic birds"

"Then overconfidence happened."

Title: House of Hades

"Hades is the king of the Underworld where the Sun doesn't shine and there's dead things. He cannot change his kingdom because he already drew lots and Zeus doesn't like effort."

"Zeus is king of the gods now. Why? Because he said so."

"Aidoneus changed his name to Hades, got a dog and once got shot."

"That man never did steal Hades' girl."

Title: Kore does what she wants

"Hades was obviously very surprised by a random flower goddess appearing in his house, but not wanting to get shot again he decided to keep her."

"and HERMES flies through the window"

"Hermes is like "People are DYING Kore! You have to come upstairs!"
Hades is like "Oh No "
Kore is like "I'm not going back, you're not my dad!"
Cerberus is like "BWOOF!""

"Kore reluctantly agrees to save humanity."

"Destroyer (Persephone for short)"

"They all agree to compromise. Hermes leaves."